Are You My Mummy?
When the real estate agent says you can attend the showing by yourself because he has a “prior commitment”, think twice before venturing out on a dark and stormy night to view that mansion on the hill with the bats and the cobwebs and the creaking shutters. And if the soundtrack in your head is all organs and high-pitched shrieks, maybe you stay in the city in your small condo and count your blessings.
There are mummies in the closets and goblins in the belfry.
The white mummy is strawberry.
the black goblin is s’mores.